Lying in bed in my Belgrade apartment sick as a fucking dog. Haven’t been sick for two years and now it hits basically second week of eurojaunt season. Phenomenal.
Luckily Belgrade streets are currently quiet, so not missing much action.
Thought a half-assed update would be a good idea.
Istanbul: nice city, clean, lots of people, lots of traffic, and a lot of no English.
At the end I got too annoyed to bother.
Had three almost pulls.
One was with a short Turkish girl right off street stop, third day. Went on idate for an hour. Got cocky and tried to pull back home. She got spooked at the door and ran off.
No problem, these are the highlights not the norm.
Second was with a blonde Ukrainian chick. WhatsApp pic:
Can’t be bothered to tell full story because it was just epic misunderstanding. We met at 11pm near city square. Obviously came to fuck, meeting context was very clear.
She told me she was flying out next morning to Ukraine. Okay, I thought, I’ve got a few hours. I assumed the flight was a regular morning flight, like 10am or something.
So we meet, start walking around for a bit, toward distant liquor store in the exact opposite direction of my place. It’s the only one I know that’s open. Tension is there, I let it build, diffuse a bit, build again. Strong eye contact etc, girl knows what’s up.
So do I, except at 1am she announces Oh my flight is at 5 i gotta go!
*Face palm*. Fucking idiot. Whole time we were walking she was probably thinking “What the fuck is this guy doing, taking so long?”
Anyway there was that. Girl is down but I don’t properly probe logistics and off she goes.
One other. Street stop from second day. Have no idea what girl looks like after, but on messages she’s keen. Only had this to go by:
So okay, whatever, I remembered she had decent eyes. I think the night I was with Ukrainian girl this one wanted to meet, so I put her off for next day. Number I got from her wasn’t empty number, it was number explicitly gotten in order to meet up the next day.
Much easier to text when context is clear from the start.
Anyway not much to tell. When I saw her I was underwhelmed, and when I saw her body even more so. Looked fine in clothes but she had terrible muscle tone, almost like she’d been anorexic or sick once before, then got back to regular weight but without getting any of the lost muscle back.
+0 message to buddy says it all:
(Got one lead who’s a done deal here in Belgrade, but haven’t banged her yet because sick. She’s hotter than these two average chicks. Hotter, but still average.)